“Did you hear about the Cormorant who was picking at beak boogers with a claw on his foot? He ‘clawboogered’ himself!”
“Wait a minute. That’s not funny!”
“Okay already! Quit looking at me like that. It was just a stupid joke!”
See no fishies. Hear no fishies. Eat no fishies.
52 thoughts on “Bird Jokes”
Well I, for one, thought it was funny 😉
That’s good somebody thought it was funny, because the Cormorant curmudgeon decided otherwise. Thanks, Dale.
There are always those cranky-pants who refuse to let go 😉
I’m one of those cranky pants. The old El Cheo Timinator! However. I do laugh at jokes; but laughing at politically incorrect jokes can get you in trouble these days.
He he… And I don’t doubt that you do laugh at jokes. I am SO tired of the politically incorrect. Like everything else, it’s been taken to the extreme.
Humorless people are no fun. No wonder there is so much sickness in the world.
I could not agre more! Thank goodness I have a pretty good sense of humour 🙂
You obviously have a great sense of humor.
I thank you for acknowledgment, kind sir!
Love the take off of the 3 monkeys.
Cormorants are almost as silly. Thanks, Maj & Sher.
What a beautiful land you live in! I love the mountains, sky and river, with all its creatures. Looks like you had a beautiful day down there. It 90 here today with a stiff west wind.
Thanks, Lavinia. It rained most of the day. Supposed to be clear tomorrow,
Great fun! The first time I heard a cormorant, it sounded as if someone were beating the darn thing with a board.
They are the silliest birds. Thanks, Liz.
😀 You’re welcome, Tim.
I love this. Excellent job pairing the pics and the commentary.
I’m happy you love it. I couldn’t resist making up a stupid bird joke and commentary with the silly expressions on those Cormorants faces. Thanks, JYP.
Great pictures! Especially the dragonfly! 👏
Great giggles all around! Loved this!
Happy you got a giggle out of it. Thanks, Nancy.
Wow! Amazing wildlife tonight, Tim.
I’m always in for a good bird joke on a Tuesday morning…
I’m happy you liked it. Thanks, Herman.
Oh that’s funny actually. Braw.
You are a good person with a good sense of humor. Thanks, Shey.
Well, a laugh gets you through often . xxxxxxx Timothy, very kind/
A ha haaaaaa…. thank you for making my day. I needed that! All’s joyful in paradise!
ps I also thought the joke was funny!
You have a great sense of humor, so I’m not surprised. It’s a silly joke, but then again, Cormorants are silly birds. Thanks, Marina.
What can I say… animals and I understand each other!!!! 😂🤣😂
Wonderful work! 👌👍
hahahahahahaha. those birds lying.. I bet they caught as many fish as our cats do birds Tim!
Amazing photos and LOVE that Dragonfly 🙂
You’re on top form today.
Thank goodness you’ve had rain!
I’ll bet the flora is happppppppy!!!!!
The bird jokes are fab. You should do more of them.
I’m a joker, but comeing up with jokes like that is a lot of work. The plants are happy with the rain. Thanks, Resa.
Lol! Well, I got a good laugh!
Haha, Timothy, those birds are too cute.
Loved the bird shots! Those Cormorants can be quite the comedians – especially the double-crested variety. You should here some of the funny names they call me whenever they see me in the field!
I can imagine some of those names. Thanks, Brian.
Great photos, and loved the humour.