On November 25, 2025, Miriam with Out n’ About posted The DMax stops in Charters Towers. I thought their unplanned adventure was an incredible story. When I finished reading the post, a chorus popped inot my head, and I jotted down:
Now we’re driving around in a rented Yaris Looking for a brand new caris At the top of the world in the land down under Life’s twists and turns, one has to wonder
I sent the chorus to Miriam and asked her if she could rewrite the story of the broken DMax and finding its replacement into lyrics. She sent me the lyrics. I added the chorus and arranged the lyrics into an intro, chorus, fives versus, two bridges, a reprise, and an outro. With the help of AI music, I came up with a song that we all liked. Miriam named the song “From Maxy to Billie T.”
Charters Towers and Townsville City
The grand perspective
Miriam and Doug have been driving around Australia with a camp trailer in tow for several years. Miriam writes about their adventures and publishes them in a travel magazine and on her blog. She found some time to make a video for the “From Maxy to Billie T” adventure, sent me the video, and I added the music to her video.
Putting the lyrics and music together, and then adding the music to the video were fun collaborations, and I wanted to share the results with everyone.
Maxy to Billie T By Miriam Blacker
[Intro] We’re tripping Outback Queensland In our DMax and mobile home The car’s driving brilliantly but little did we know That testing times would find us And we’d need a bloody tow.
[Chorus] Now we’re driving around In a rented Yaris Looking for a brand new caris At the top of the world In the land down under Life’s twists and turns, one has to wonder
[Verse 1] We travelled far and wide on remote roads and dirt tracks To Karumba, Burketown, Lawn Hill and more Our adventures never set us back. Until one day it found us We were heading for the north Charters Towers, bound for Townsville The engine coughed and burst.
[Verse 2] Not really a blow up more a splutter and a clank Doug hoped it’d be minor I never thought we’d need a bank.
[Verse 3] Trouble found us but we had help I rang the RACQ A nice guy called Jay He saved the day towed our van back to Charters, and our DMax too. But the Dodgy servo back in Charters I won’t name them though I should They took one look at our Vic plates And tripled the quote, bloody crooks!
[Bridge 1] Your engine’s buggered It’s no good, they said as they trashed the dash bust the ignition barrel. Our car’s as good as dead.
[Verse 4] We’re guttered and caught We’re shocked, holy schmuck What the hell do we do With a van and no truck. There’s no rentals in town. Townsville’s more than 100kms away. We can take the train, there’s gotta be a way. Kindness always finds us A serendipitous chat in a pool leads to a ride to Townsville With a couple oh so cool.
[Reprise] There’s no rentals in town. Townsville’s more than 100kms away. We can take the train, there’s gotta be a way. Kindness always finds us
[Chorus] Now we’re driving around In a rented Yaris Looking for a brand new caris At the top of the world In the land down under Life’s twists and turns, one has to wonder
[Bridge 2] Now we’re in the Mazda sale yard Craig seems a real nice guy But is he a shark in sheep’s clothing who wanted us to buy But our dealing isn’t finished We know now what’s for us We haggle back and forth for days The BT’s quite a bus.
[Verse 5] When we tried to buy the car, to test pay a dollar for the truck The accountant laughed Craig whatcha doing Ya can’t sell a BT for a buck! Here’s a lesson that we learned don’t drive more than three hours make sure you arrive by 3pm Don’t blow up Number 3 Cylinder, especially near Charters Towers.
[Outro] Finally we’re leaving town Billie T’s our smooth new ride We’ve said goodbye to Maxy now we’re heading Southside. Now we’re driving around At the top of the world In a new bus that is perfect for us Billie-T is really nifty To wander in the land down under Given life’s twists and turns one simpy has to wonder
Not that we are getting a few thunderstorms in the evenings, the runoff turns the water flowing in the Rio Grande the color of chocolate milk. Inspired by the milk chocolate water flowing in the Rio Grande, I wrote and recorded a song of the same name and made it into the above music video.
The river was higher at dawn from runoff from thunderstorms north and west of us. By dusk, most of the water had receded.
Dawn (water). Dusk (mud).
The Snowy Egret that follows us around most mornings
Jake and I were walking on the riverbed at South Beach this morning when a couple of coyotes appeared on the east side of the river and started barking at us. They had a lot to say. A few weeks ago, the three coyotes we often see on the west side of the river walked down on the riverbed with us to get a drink of water. They were silent, and did all their business like, “Don’t mind us!” Jake and I were standing about 25 feet from the westside coyotes.
Dawn
Dusk. We’ve had a little rain the past few nights, so the river is up a little from the runoff.
Virgas hung from anemic clouds Teasing parched earth that begged for rain Moon rose, hung in the trees Strawberry Moon forever? Night heron and Snowiy egret reflected in Rio Grande’s water It’s dwindling into a stream Stormclouds blushed at sunset Embarrassed by their precipitous disfunction
A Swainson’s Hawk was having lunch on a light pole in a Walmart parking lot.
Noon
Tiny toadlets on the riverbed at sunset
Speaking being out to lunch, I’m going to take a long lunch break from blogging. I’m tired, and I have been having so much trouble with WordPress over the past few months, I can’t deal with it anymore, and I have decided I really need to take a break.