Big Balled Wizard

I made this video in 2017 with some really bloody awful vocals. I just recorded a new vocal track and updated the vocals so now they are just plain bloody awful.

Silver: “Ah! Oh my! You had to remind me!” Loki: “It was a sad time for both of us. I got blackballed or de-blackballed on the same sad day if you recall.

Sunset looking east

Sunset looking west

Big Balled Wizard

Music: Pete Townshend
Lyrics: Timothy Price
Vocals: AWB
Silver Kitty: Silver
Vet: Anonymous

When he was a young cat
He had big silver balls
He laid out on the counter
On display to one and all
Ain’t seen nothing like them
In any amusement hall

So guess what the vet did?
She cut off his silver balls.

He laid there like Adonis
He licked his silver things
Feeling proud and smug
He always kept them clean
His pride and intuition
He showed them off to all

So guess what the vet did?
She cut off his silver balls.

He was a big balled wizard
But with an evil twist
The big balled wizard he lost his catliness

Why did we have to do it
I don’t know
His balls they looked so good

He didn’t have no distractions
Didn’t care about buzzers and bells
Surgery lights were flashing
He thought he was in hell
Doesn’t want a replay
He never saw them fall

So guess what the vet did?
She cut off his silver balls.

So we had to take on the big bally king
We just took away his big ball crown from him

When he lays out on the table
He doesn’t get no rest
He’s cute when he’s all sprawled out
You can see he’s lost his best
His tail’s like a crazy weiner
He never saw them fall…

So guess what the vet did?
She cut off his silver balls.

52 thoughts on “Big Balled Wizard

    • Thanks, Marina. Life is not much fun if you can’t make light of things like cutting off Silver’s balls.

  1. Loki & Silver, look what you inspired!!! WOW!!!! See it this way: sacrifices for art! Because of you, your dad created this, so be happy! 😉
    And I’m sure those sunset photos are a great reward too!

    • That is a very good way to look at it. Sacrifices for art. Silver’s not to sure about that. Thanks, Marina.

      • You can tell Silver this. A man who was a tough outcast in the old days, in Greece was called “mangas”. To show how tough they were they would usually have scars on their face mainly from fights. So Silver can brag about being a tough guy! 😉

    • Thanks, Flo. Happy to make you laugh and give you a bit of Tommy again, no matter how skewed.

  2. This is hilarious my friend, I especially liked the gloved procedure with the balls. It was almost like silver knew the lyrics and was literally hitting all the right moves on his part. Great post and great music! Love to you guys, Joni

  3. grey kitty!

    More – LOL!!! Hilarious! And this pic with the two kitties is priceless: Silver: “Ah! Oh my! You had to remind me!” Loki: “It was a sad time for both of us. I got blackballed or de-blackballed on the same sad day if you recall.”

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