I made this video in 2017 with some really bloody awful vocals. I just recorded a new vocal track and updated the vocals so now they are just plain bloody awful.
Silver: “Ah! Oh my! You had to remind me!” Loki: “It was a sad time for both of us. I got blackballed or de-blackballed on the same sad day if you recall.
Sunset looking east
Sunset looking west
Big Balled Wizard
Music: Pete Townshend
Lyrics: Timothy Price
Vocals: AWB
Silver Kitty: Silver
Vet: Anonymous
When he was a young cat
He had big silver balls
He laid out on the counter
On display to one and all
Ain’t seen nothing like them
In any amusement hall
So guess what the vet did?
She cut off his silver balls.
He laid there like Adonis
He licked his silver things
Feeling proud and smug
He always kept them clean
His pride and intuition
He showed them off to all
So guess what the vet did?
She cut off his silver balls.
He was a big balled wizard
But with an evil twist
The big balled wizard he lost his catliness
Why did we have to do it
I don’t know
His balls they looked so good
He didn’t have no distractions
Didn’t care about buzzers and bells
Surgery lights were flashing
He thought he was in hell
Doesn’t want a replay
He never saw them fall
So guess what the vet did?
She cut off his silver balls.
So we had to take on the big bally king
We just took away his big ball crown from him
When he lays out on the table
He doesn’t get no rest
He’s cute when he’s all sprawled out
You can see he’s lost his best
His tail’s like a crazy weiner
He never saw them fall…
So guess what the vet did?
She cut off his silver balls.
Good Lord!
I’m not so sure the Lord thinks much of big balled wizardry. Thanks, Dale.
Hahaha! It is ummm something!
Something lost nothing gained for poor Silver.
Ahhh life. It can be hard when our 2-legses are responsible…
I remember seeing the movie “Tommy”. It’s been a long, long time. 🙂
I saw Tommy a long long time ago, also. Thanks, Lavinia.
Fantastic video. Hugs to everyone.
Thanks, Gabriela. Has Mr. Churchill had to go the way of Silver and Loki?
Yes 😊
Silver sends him extra hugs.
He is very grateful. He send Silver extra purrs.
It’s too late at night to be laughing this loud! Poor Max has been emasculated recently. He’s not happy
I hope you didn’t wake anyone? I’m always happy to make you laugh, Holly. Silver sends understanding kitty hugs to Max.
I don’t think I woke anyone but that was hysterical, you don’t need to tell Silver I laughed. Max still has a head collar on. He’s very confused. 🙁
Poor Max. Confusion is understandable.
He knows something back there just ain’t right. Ear rubs to Silver if he lets you Within ten feet of him.
OMG!!! I’m so sorry for laughing Silver, I really can’t help myself, that was too, too, much!!!🤣🙀😾
Silver is happy you got a lough out of hit. We all need to laugh these days.
I’m still laughing!🤣😂😁
AND then…….. after the vet you made upa song about it… Sorry for laughing !!!
Happy you laughed. I could make up more songs with all the vet visits. Thanks, Shey.
Lol, then you must.
This is a real piece of art presentation, Timothy, about getting rid of the balls in an amazing musical surrounding:)
Thanks, Marina. Life is not much fun if you can’t make light of things like cutting off Silver’s balls.
Loki & Silver, look what you inspired!!! WOW!!!! See it this way: sacrifices for art! Because of you, your dad created this, so be happy! 😉
And I’m sure those sunset photos are a great reward too!
That is a very good way to look at it. Sacrifices for art. Silver’s not to sure about that. Thanks, Marina.
You can tell Silver this. A man who was a tough outcast in the old days, in Greece was called “mangas”. To show how tough they were they would usually have scars on their face mainly from fights. So Silver can brag about being a tough guy! 😉
Silver does think he’s a tough guy. He’s a big bully.
He is a “magas” then, with proof to show it! 😉
Oh my, I’m smiling over here. That’s quite a work of art. 😁
Thanks, Miriam. I’m happy we got a smile out of you.
You made me laugh! Poor Silver! (nice to hear Tommy music again, thank you for that too)
Thanks, Flo. Happy to make you laugh and give you a bit of Tommy again, no matter how skewed.
Hahaha! This is hilarious.
Thanks, Linda. Happy you had some fun with it.
I wish to focus on the natural here…look at that sky!! LOL
Yep. Poor Silver lost his naturalness. Thanks, Mary Jo.
This is hilarious my friend, I especially liked the gloved procedure with the balls. It was almost like silver knew the lyrics and was literally hitting all the right moves on his part. Great post and great music! Love to you guys, Joni
Hi Joni. I’m happy you had some fun with Silver. He was very cooperative in getting footage for the video.
He looked like a little actor. What a clever idea. I really enjoyed it. Have a blessed weekend. Love y’all 🤗❤️
You too.
❤️🤗🦉🦉🦉
You should do more versions of Townsend’s rock opera songs featuring the kitties throughout. Bet they’d love to be featured…
The kitties love the attention. I have some other parodies with kitties I’m slowly getting together. Thanks, Maj & Sher.
Thinking about it, I could do “Spunky. Who?”
Lolol! Funny song, and you sounded just fine!!!
Thanks, Resa. The rerecording is definitely better than the first.
grey kitty!
More – LOL!!! Hilarious! And this pic with the two kitties is priceless: Silver: “Ah! Oh my! You had to remind me!” Loki: “It was a sad time for both of us. I got blackballed or de-blackballed on the same sad day if you recall.”
Hi Holly. Happy to get a “LOL” out of you. Poor kitties. But I’m being a responsible kitty dad,. Right?
you are the best kitty dad ever!
I try. If the cats are happy, everyone is happy.