Kitten Party Lyrics by Timothy Price, Music by Rick Nelson
Since I worked for 10.5 hours moving stuff, building shelves and desks, and then another hour testing and troubleshooting the new VPN, I’m posting another parody. Lyrics are below the photo of a kitten party.
The kittens partying with Sasha.
Lyrics by Timothy Price
Music by Rick Nelson
I went to a Kitten party to see my old cool cats
A chance to purr, meow and spray and chase some rats
When I got to the kitten party the black cats looked the same
Jumping and bouncing all around they were really quite insane
The kittens are uptight now, they’re rolling all around
You see, the old cats they growl and hiss, so the kittens want a kiss
Tomcats came from miles around, the kittens were in heat
Oh no there’s a bobcat, who we don’t want to meet
The kittens ran all over, pouncing on their treats
Taxidermied mice with silly eyes looking like mousie freaks
The kittens are uptight now, they’re energy abounds
You see, the old cats want pay to play because the kittens they are strays
The kittens have some odd times, but they don’t really care
They attack one another, with tactics that seem unfair
Tried making up a kitty haiku, seven, five, and three
They knocked the syllables out like Spunk, quite hilariously
The kittens are uptight now, they’re jumping up and down
You see, the old cats they don’t want to see because the kittens won’t let them be
Someone opened up the side door and in stepped Bucky cat
Followed by Garfield, Odie, Satchel Pooch, and a great big spat!
If you’re going to a kitten party, you will get all scratched up
You think you’ll make it out alive, all I have to say is good luck
The kittens are uptight now, they pounce in one bound
You see, the old cats all they do is frown, and slap the kittens around
The kittens are uptight now, they’re meowing all around
You see, the old cats won’t play with anyone else, so the kittens play with themselves
34 thoughts on “Kitten Party”
You are all, too cool cats!! 🐈🐈🐈🐈
EPIC!!! I wanna go to a party like that.
Give you are allergic, you would probably not make it out alive. But you would have some fun, I’m sure. Thanks, Shey.
I know but what a PURRTAY.
Well, at least someone’s having fun!!!! I hope you don’t mind if I do the same while listening to Kitten Party!!!! 😉
Are the kitties giving you a helping paw with the move?
They give me helping paws of comfort when I get home. Thanks, Marina.
Well, that is the greatest helping paw! 😉
Great song Timothy 🙂 I hope the cats loved it too.
The cats were “Meh” about it. Thanks, Brian.
I read the lyrics first, trying to guess what the melody was… I was way off!
Thanks, Dale. Do you know “Garden Party” the origninal song?
Yes, I do. 🙂
You had a full day. Glad the VPN install wasn’t too bad. That can go south very fast. A kitten garden party won’t go well here … too much hissing, flattened ears, and fur standing up.
Thanks, David. Hissing, flattened ears, and fur standing up is what makes a kitten party fun.
Like when a fist-fight breaks out at a family reunion. I’ve seen one of those. 🙂
Providence would like to be invited to this kind of parties, she says! 🙂
Hi Flo. Maybe we can arrange a kitten party on Zoom?
i am going to ask her, I think she’ll be ok for that!
Kitty fun fun fun!
Oh, this was so much fun! I was smiling and chuckling to myself throughout but laughed out loud when the kittens started knocking out haiku. You pleased us as well as yourself and learned your lesson well… 🙂
I thought you might like the kitty haiku in the wrong order. Just like cats. Thanks, Mary Jo.
Awesome parody writing, Tim! You crack me up with these every time! 😻🤣😁
I’m happy you get a laugh out of them. We all need to laugh these days. Thanks, Tiffany.
This is a great parody, Tim! I love the photo that goes along with it, too.
Why do cats like being so high in the room, I cannot recall having seen cats in the tops of the trees in the forest, do they feel more safe there ?
I think they feel safe. I see Bobcats in trees. Thanks, Harry.
That was Grrreat, mate.
Hearing the Garden Party tune being used was nice too!
Great effort, from you and the kitties!
I fank you!
LOLOLOL! Still laughing!
Your vocal is fab!
Thanks, Resa. I;m happy you liked it.
So good Tim! Meow meow 😻