In The Dog House With The Cats

The cat food bag at 5:00 a.m.

The cats got me up at 5:00 a.m. to feed them like they do every morning; however, when I opened the bag to get their food, the bag was empty, except for six kibbles, which was one kibble short of the clowder swarming around my feet. Oops! I forgot to drop by the store on the way home from work last night to get kitty food.

Silver: “Don’t give me any of your cockamamie malarkey about ‘Let them eat tomatoes!’, which is pronounced toemahtoes, BTW, pathetic Paparazzo, because it ain’t going to stinking happen!”

Gwendolyn: “YOU STINKING, PATHETHEIC, LAME BRAINED, PREHISTORIC POPARAZZO!!!! Knuckle dragging, sorry excuse of a silver-haired Sasquatch. You irresponsible, long-haired redneck rascal! I can’t BELIEVE you FORGOT to stop by the store to get us kitty food on your way home from work. It’s been like over 12 hours since we’ve eaten! That’s like 12 years for our kitty stomachs. Now you listen to me, and you listen good, PAPARAZZO!!! You get in your stinking little sports car, and you stinking speed to that stinking store as soon as it opens and get us some STINKING KITTY FOOD! UNDERSTOOD?

Meanwhile, back in bed, I slept in until 6:30 a.m. because it was 27º F (-2.8º C) when the cats got me up at five to fail at feeding them. When Jake and I left for our walk at 7:00 a.m. the temperature had dropped another degree.

Geese in the mist again

Sun streaks in the mist

Sunrise in the mist

After I got back from the store and fed the cats, I worked on winterizing the outdoor kitchen and the irrigation system.

Glenda: “I forgive you, forgetful Paparazzo!”

Content cats

Loki and I sitting in front of the fire doing Duolingo.

Cranes flew by at sunset

A touch of pink

Green Slime Gauntlet

Twilight clouds

Green slime in all its glory. I adjusted my exposure by two stops to capture the color in the twilight.

The green slime gauntlet. I would certainly fall into the green slime if I tried to walk across this mess in the darkness.

Closer to what I actually saw at 6:26 a.m.

Dawn

Doppel and Glenda were still sleeping when I got back from my walk.

Late afternoon

Sunset

Green Slime @ Dawn

5:30 am

Green slime on one side. Runoff from a distant thundershowers on the other.

The taskmaster making me work out, or perhaps I should say, Spunkout, hard!

Spunk supervising il Paparazzo on bench press

Doppel and Spunk in the catio

Change of cats while I was doing Duolingo

Loki

Loki laundry

“I fang you, primative, pesky, pathetic, parenthetical paparazzo!”

Doppel pussyfooting around

Gwendolyn

Doppel’s not too sure about having a Jake pointing at him.

Loki fell victim to sudden-onset cater mortis. Luckily, it was not catatonic for too long.

Doppel

Glenda’s getting into the new fall fashion: if it falls on you, flaunt it!

Doppel is really enjoying the couch

Whaddya you mean this is a dawg bed?

Silver

Vato

Spunk

Vato had a bright idea, but he forgot what it was.

All Your Geese Are Belong To Us

Dawn

Daily Doppel

I had to stop by and feed Sil on my way home this afternoon.

kitty Monster keeping an on on me.

Turkey Vulture

Storm clouds produced no rain even though I left my clean car out as bait.

Box huggers: silver and Loki protesting me tearing down boxes to take out to the recycling bin.

Glenda

Uh-oh! Some one set up us some geese!

Ran into coyotes at dusk

Dusk