Fall In Color

October 18, 2022 Timothy Price58 Comments

October Is Breast Cancer Awareness Month

October 17, 2022 Timothy Price47 Comments

While this display is appropriate for breast cancer awareness month, in reality, it’s the aftermath of an office baby shower for a guy. Also appropriate, in my personal opinion. One of our staff member’s wife is having a baby soon (the due date is my birthday), so our thoughtful staff gave him a baby shower. I’m a curmudgeon, therefore, I would never think of doing something thoughtful like giving a guy a baby shower. I would certainly consider giving him a cigar, but I think cigars are forboden these days.

When I asked the office manager about the two balloons, she said she thought there were originally three balloons. When I got back from the eye doctor, a third balloon had attached itself to the glass.

There are several more balloons taped along the bottom edge of the glass on the outside of the cubicle. In what I assume was a baby shower game, each staff member wrote their guesses of the weight of the baby on the balloons. The staff and the balloons patiently wait for the weight of the newborn.

If anyone is curious about the silver bowling pin with AIA on it, the father-to-be is an excellent bowler and he with a few other staff members won The American Institute of Architects bowling tournament earlier in the year.

Virtual World

October 16, 2022March 12, 2023 Timothy Price40 Comments

A parody I made about VR and our Virtual World using DEVO’s Beautiful World.

Virtual World
By Timothy Price
Music by DEVO

It’s a virtual world we live in
A Tweet filled kind of place
Virtual people everywhere
All covered by AppleCare
Games they like to play
In a virtual world
Our virtual world
It’s a virtual world
Undo
See-through
PU

It’s a proverbial time to be here
A slap on the behind
Deep fake porn is everywhere
You see they have no hair
Shaved it all away
It’s a proverbial place
Unretreavable space
It’s a virtual place
from you
Me too
F-you

Hey!
What do you want to be?

Hey you with the goggles on
Watching VR of an old King Kong
Hey Hey

Oh can’t you see (It’s a virtual world)
For you (It’s a virtual world)
For you (It’s a virtual world)
For you (It’s a virtual world)
Not me (It’s a virtual world)
It’s a virtual world
It’s a virtual world
It’s a virtual world
It’s a virtual, virtual world
It’s a virtual, virtual world
It’s a virtual, virtual world
It’s a virtual, virtual world

Quotes and Videos used in Virtual World Video:

Bible Quote:
Proverbs 29, Complete Jewish Bible

“29 He who remains stiffnecked after much rebuke
will be suddenly and incurably broken.

2 When the righteous flourish, the people rejoice;
but when the wicked are in power, the people groan.

3 Whoever loves wisdom brings joy to his father,
but a patron of prostitutes wastes his wealth.

4 A king gives stability to a country by justice,
but one who overtaxes it brings it to ruin.

5 A person who flatters his neighbor
spreads a net for his own steps.”

Assassinations in Virtual Reality
https://youtu.be/htYd5HfImXU

King Kong (1933) – Beauty Killed the Beast Scene (10/10) | Movieclips
https://youtu.be/MMNICLfHE3M

Jeana Turner Gets An Emotionally Liberating Ty-Over | America’s Next Top Model
https://youtu.be/IpRSyVcHu-k

How To Shave Your Legs Like A Pro
https://youtu.be/dzpsJQN4o-Y

A New Booty Slapping Champion Has Arrived
https://youtu.be/M5hfMytDWnA