“Keep your grubby hands off my box, you pathetic paparazzo!”
But you have too many boxes, Silver.
“Au contraire! Hapless hermaphrodite.”
Um, Silver, do you even know what a hermaphrodite is?
“Hermaphodities is the Greek Gato Goddess of Duopoly.”
Hmmm. Duopoly is an economic term, not a biological term, Silver.
“In Meowingistics, it means having it both ways.”
Where do you come up with this stuff?
“From the CAT-a-Log of Greek Gatoology.”
I’ve never seen you reading a catalog, Silver.
“That’s because you’re a blithering, blind bog dweller stuck in 3D. We cats can access all kinds of resources in our interdimensional Caterverse. You humans are hamstrung when it comes to thinking outside the kitty litter box. That’s why it was so easy to domesticate you humans over 10,000 years ago.”
That’s all very interesting, Silver, but it doesn’t change the fact that you have too many boxes.
“No! No! No! Keep your cranky, curmudgeonly claws off my box!”
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What fabulous cat ‘logic’ Silver.
Silver agrees. Thanks, Couriers.
I love this post and I love silver….and how right he is:):)
Thanks, Janet.
I like meowingistics. Silver is so right about the ease of domesticating humans.
We humans can be clueless about a lot of things. Kitties catch on to that. Thanks, Susan.
Crazy eyes, my cat gets those 🙂
I get a lot of crazy kitty eyes. Thanks, Sandra.
Silver knows there’s too many boxes and just doesn’t cre. Epic pic and lovely flowers too
He’s a box hoarder. It would be nice if he could send a few boxes to another dimension in his caterverse. Thanks, Shey.
Lol… That don’t look like that is going to happen any time soon.
Freaking hilarious!
An invigorating dialog between you two, very funny Tim! I must defend Silver, though, I too am a box hoarder! 😂
The things cats come up with are amazing. Thanks, Tiffany.
Tim, I think you were a cat (the advanced creature) in a previous life! You know how to speak “meow” language perfectly. I especially appreciated the nod to Hermaphodities and the best is “CAT-a-Log of Greek Gatoology”. Brilliant!!
I could have been a kitty. One of my nicknames in high school was Catman. Calico kitties are normally females, but they can be hermaphrodites. I’ve always wondered where the kitties come up with their info. Sliver spilled the kitty beans. Thanks, Rebecca.
Well this was a fun fri-Yay dialog from the paparazzo papa.. and love the sunflowers!!!💕
The things cats come up with. Thanks, Cindy.
Silver loves his box and will not let go of it for you, Tim. Cats do seem to have a special connection to the Cativerse. 🙂
Silver is a clever one. Thanks, Lavinia.
I really enjoyed this conversation, Silver.
Did you ever get rid of that “blithering, blind bog dweller stuck in 3D” bit of paparazzo?
Nice box collection! You might get good money for it one day.
Say hi to Tim for me!
I finally got that sorry excuse of a paparazzo to leave my boxes alone. Tim sez hi! Thanks, Resa.
Yay!!!!!
He’s actually right about everything. Listen to him.
He is. Kitty wisdom. Thanks, Gigi.
They always seem to be right. 🙂
I enjoyed the off-kilter conversation with Silver. The final photo in this post is a read stunner.
Thanks, Liz. I’m happy you enjoyed our conversation.
You’re welcome, Tim.
The dialogue with Silver, Captivated me. Thanks.
Thanks, Inchy.
Wow, right there is a big difference between kitties and doggies – when I try to tell the pups they have too many anything they just respond with a short, firm, unfaltering “NOPE” and turn back to whatever task they were previously involved with.
Cats defend their interests. Thanks, Brian.