Too Much Kitty Coffee

Silver: “Hey there Paparazzo! You’re bothering me, boy!”

“I think I had too much kitty coffee this morning!”

Intermission: “Watcha see out there, Spunk?” “Well Marble, there is supposed to be a comet. And it supposedly has a tail! Do you think it’s a kitty comet?” “If it’s Neowise, it has to be a kitty comet. Otherwise, it couldn’t be ‘wise’ now could it?”

“Wired with a weird, wacko paparazzo bothering me. What’s a poor cat to do?”

“Get outta my face or face the freaking consequences!”

58 thoughts on “Too Much Kitty Coffee

  1. OH HILARIOUS! So true and funny on every count. The comet has a tail, so it must be a kitty comet, right? You’ve some full-on characters there, Timothy.

    The “Wired with a weird, wacko paparazzo bothering me. What’s a poor cat to do?” Caption on that pic is so true. I remember Merc in his “coming down” from catnip look. Wild-eyed, though SO calm in body, and that look of, “Yes? Do you have a point? Good, be on your way,’ fully connected to the Universe from his eyes, and laughing, “OK, Dood, I’ll let you just steep.” Glad to have a connection to the All in the room. Priceless.

    • Thanks, Jordan. Nice that you’ve had the kitty experiences that go with this post. Spunk has a special affinity for tails, as he sacrifices his toy tails nightly as offerings to keep us safe from ghosts, goblins, and shapeshifting reptilian type aliens that frequent the area. Ever since Spunk started killing his tails and howling his kitty incantations nightly, we’ve had for less ghosts and paranormal happenings around the house. If you want to hear him singing is tail incantations, he recorded a song called “Coda”

      • CODA is Spunk’s first solo release. He catches his tail, carries it around, and sings us a musical tale about his tail a cappella. Spunk and I decided we needed arrange a funky tune to complement his Dumpsta-Spunk singing style.

        I sure wish Led Zeppelin wouldn’t have left this off their B-sides. Spunk really hits stride surfing the gospel organ. Burrrowww rrow.

        Thanks for the Coda link to Led Zeppelin’s recording sessions with him. Did Spunk retain copyright? 😉

      • Spunk is a bit Paranoid: “Finished with my humans cause they couldn’t help me find my tail….”

      • He now has three tails, and he often leaves one at each door to the bedroom and one on the window sill of the window where he’s siting looking for the comet. We figure he’s placing them at the entrances to the bedroom and the window to ward off mal intentioned spirits and other creatures of the night.

      • Lets put it this way, he’s finally paid off his kitty debts for all the expesive things he’s destroyed.

      • Wow, he must be super-disciplined. Ming vase? Raise paw, Slow swipe practice stroke off the Demi-lune top.”Put it on my tab.” Cats are like Norm on Cheers, one of those 9 lives is simply a filled binder.

      • He’s a Dumpsta-Spunk. Although Spunk is “Livin’, Lovin’, he’s just a kitty”.

      • OK, how about “Livin’, Lovin’, he’s just a psycho kitty”?

      • Speaking of things psycho, have you watched the Fools’ video of “Psycho Chicken”? It’s great.

  2. These pics are great and the last one of Spunk saying back off is worth a million. I wanted to see the tail if the Kitty comet too but got nothing. These guys can entertain for hours.

    • Thanks, Holly. Silver was not happy with me pestering him when he was wired and trying to rest.

    • Thanks, Teagan. The felines and I are always happy to make you laugh. We need more laughter in the world.

  3. Quite an intense gaze on Silver! And some smart speculation about the comet from Spunk. I listened to his recordings again and they’re marvelous! And Marble is stunningly gorgeous!

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  4. Silver has a prime spot! Is he the only one that hangs there?
    Silver is very alluring… a definite feline beauty. (Mum’s the word, esp near S-P💋)

    • The other kitties will lie on the shelf, but they usually use the hammocks. Thanks, Resa.

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