Quintin & Cruella de Quill

Twilight

Quintin & Cruella de Quill watching the colors at dawn

Cruella: “Hey Quintin! It looks like a pathetic paparazzo is pestering us poor porcupines.”
Quintin: “It seems that way, doesn’t it!”
Cruella: “He can’t leave a pair of porcupines in peace to enjoy the colorful dawn.”
Quintin: “A paparazzo with no regard for porcupine privacy!”
Cruella: “So? What are you going to do about him?”
Quintin: “Uhhh! Like what can I do about him?”
Cruella: “Throw some quills at him! Poof up and act scary like you’re going to attack him, or something!”
Quintin: “You know I can’t throw quills…”
Cruella: “Yeah! But that pesky paparazzo might not know that. Humans believe we can throw our quills at them.”
Quintin: “Il paparazzo is unphased by those tactics!”
Cruella: “You’re going to have to hit him with the heavy artillery!
Quintin: “Nooo! You don’t mean…”
Cruella: “Yes, I do… Set up him the stink bomb!*”

*Cruella de Quill’s weird grammar in her last statement is based on a bad translation of an old Japanese video game. When poofing violently, like they are going to throw their quills, doesn’t phase pesky paparazzi predators, porcupines will drop powerful stink bombs trying to keep predatory paparazzi at bay.

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5 thoughts on “Quintin & Cruella de Quill

  1. Our Australian equivalent to a
    porcupine is the prickly echidna.
    They neither climb trees 🌳 or
    drop stink bombs 💣 thankfully.
    I have a few working for me in
    the garden keeping down the
    ant population 🐜

    • We had to ban porcupines from our garden because they were breaking the canes on our roses, reaching up and bending the canes to get to the tender growth. Thanks, David.

  2. “All your human houses are belong to us”. Am I the only one who didn’t know NM has porcupine? Oh, and I definitely saw the porcupine throw quills in the Sing movie…just saying

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