Ralph & Herbie* Coyotes

Twilight

Herbie: “Hey Ralph! let’s see if we can find some kitty!”
Ralph: “I have some business to attent to first!
Herbie: “What do you mean, ‘Business to attend to?'”
Ralph: “I have to go ‘potty’ as the human’s say!”
Herbie: “Oh wow man! OK! Hurry up.”
Ralph: “Hey Herbie! Check it out, man! It’s a real masterpiece!”

Herbie: “Hey Ralph! Quit kicking dirt in my face!”
Ralph: “Hahahaha! Eat my dust, Herbie!”

*Reminiscent of Cheech & Chong’s “Ralph & Herbie” on their “Big Bambú” albumn, 1972.

Spunk: “You and the coyotes have gone too far with that crappy ripoff from Cheech & Chong. Those coyotes are uncreative, creepy characters with nothing but kitties on their twisted little minds. And you! You’re a sicko, pathetic, perverted paparazzo! I’m so embarrassed I’m crawling into a bean sack so I don’t have to look at you!”

Jake: “I think Ralph and Herbie are hilarious. I love crappy, mucus humor! You’re just an old sourpuss, Spunk! Lighten up a little and enjoy some lo-fi canine humor!”

Spunk: “At least my masterpieces are really Art! Unlike Ralph’s crap.”

Gwendolyn: “Hey, Spunk! Remember that I contributed to your latest masterpiece.”

Dusk

23 thoughts on “Ralph & Herbie* Coyotes

  1. Excellent coyote photos and footage, Tim! Apparently Spunk didn’t think the coyotes were worth a hill of beans. 🙂

    I especially love that photo of the blue cranes on the pink water. Beautiful composition, Tim.

  2. Even coyotes like to “brag” about their “throughout” Ruger likes to scratch then tramp about saying who has 16 claws and a brown Picasso…”this Poodle”!!!

  3. I love it when you talk for the animals. What a kick the coyotes – talking about their business and Jake’s mucous humor. Really delightful post and the photographs are always so gorgeous.

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