While “Hoser” is derogatory word commonly used to call people losers, according to Facebook Medical, and reported by our downtown Neighborhood Bar, if you were a child hoser, you are immune to the Coronavirus.  I don’t know how much faith one can put in Facebook Medical, but if it’s true, I drank from a hose as a kid, and still do when I’m out working on the property.

Hoser originated during the pre-zambonian era in Canada. Hosers, the losing team, had to hose down the ice after the game.

Red, Greens, Yellow

Downtown Albuquerque, New Mexico

This display leftover from our creatures of the night’s nocturnal activities is one of their more interesting and puzzling aftermaths. While empty whiskey bottles and single shoes are rather common, a pile of greens added to the mix is a first.