Handyman’s Secret Weapon

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The roller above my name is the one I duck taped.

If you’ve seen The Red Green Show, you will know that the “handyman’s secret weapon” is duct tape, also called “duck tape”. Duck tape saved the day and our achy fingers this afternoon. One of our staff members was unrolling spiral bindings off of old reports so we can recycle the paper. I suggested using the roller on the spiral binding machine that is used to roll the spiral bindings on to the reports, to roll the spiral bindings off of the reports. We took some reports to the machine (“¡a la máquina!” is Burqueño for going to the machine, which seems to happen quite often around Albuquerque), but the roller would not unroll the spiral bindings. The binding machine is really old, and the rubber roller had dried out and hardened over the years to have a smooth surface with small cracks. I needed someway to either soften the rubber (not much of a an immediate prospect there), or something to put on the roller to add texture so that the roller would grab the spiral binders and roll them off the reports. Wouldn’t you know it:  duck tape turned out to have the perfect texture for grabbing spiral binders! I stuck three strips of duck tape on the roller, and voilà! It rolled the spiral binders off  the reports quickly and easily. Chock up another problem solved by using the handyman’s secret weapon.

Missing its Mate

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A sock turned up down and out in an alley in Downtown Albuquerque. Its mate was missing. Socks generally mate for life, but as everyone knows, socks can go missing, and you end up with single socks that are not much good without their other halves. Missing socks have become a serious enough matter…

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Burrito Bandit

The Burrito Bandit burgles burritos from Burqueños and gives them to Burqueño bambini or other Burqueños with Burqueño bambini…

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Taking a break from spinning, an older Burqueña plans to enjoy a burrito.
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But the Burrito Bandit snatches the older Burqueña’s burrito from her hand.
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The Burrito Bandit, with the older Burqueña’s burrito in hand, bounds for the street.
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The Burrito Bandit crosses the street, and humbly hands the older Burqueña’s burrito to a younger Burqueña madre holding a Burqueño bambino in her arm.
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The Burrito Bandit takes a quick peek at his gift of the burrito taken from the now hungry older Burqueña which he gave to the younger Burqueña madre holding the Buqueño bambino in her arm.