Gardening didn’t get off to a very good start today — especially after the pick axe went limp on Laurie. Apparently it couldn’t get excited over a Viking wearing coordinated, sissy pink sweats and pink fuzzy slippers in the garden.  When a sales person at Lowe’s asked me what I was looking for, I answered “Do you have Viagra for tools?”  I took his blank stare as “No!” and left him puzzling over my question while I finished picking out paint for the catio floor.