Sasha heard our nephew is a “Dirtbag,” and she thought that sounded great and got all dirty in solidarity. Our nephew drives around the country Bouldering, a type of rock climbing.
Sasha refilling to bring more leaves and dirt into the house.
Sasha can be clean and cute.
Partly cloudy, on the warm side of cool (73ºF, 22.8ºC), and windy this afternoon.
What’s a matter you, Paparazzo? Where’s the stinking cheeeezzzz, already?
Silver: “So, Loki? Do you think the stupid Paparazzo put the cheez in this thing?” Loki: “I don’t see no stinking Cheez dish or smell no stinking Cheez! But I suppose there could be Cheez in that there thingamagig. But I’m tellin’ you Sliver, Cheez or no Cheez, I smell a stinking rat of a Paparazzo!”
Silver: “So that is what I was smelling? Un RATTO puzzolente di paparazzo!! He’s probably hiding the Cheez for himself”
Mable: “Hey, puzzolente ratto di paparazzo! How do I open this thing and get to the Cheez?”
Sasha: “Who cares about stinky old Cheez when you can be on the cutting edge?”
Lyrics by Timothy Price. Music by Elton John. The lyrics are at the bottom of the post.
An Old Man’s Blues is my rewrite of Elton John’s Screw You (Young Man’s Blues), which was on the flip side of the Goodbye Yellow Brick Road single (45rpm) released in 1973. I bought the Goodbye Yellow Brick Road single in 1974 before I could afford to buy the album. I ended up playing the B-side more than the A-side because I identified with Screw You (Young Man’s Blues) when I was a sophomore in high school. I was a misfit weirdo, and I was teased a lot. One of the many reasons I dropped out of high school when I was 16.
I was working on a cover of Screw You (Young Man’s Blues) when I decided I needed to update the lyrics from 1970s England to 2024 New Mexico. Plus, the way I rewrote the bridge addresses some of the recent strange encounters in the blogosphere.
One of the images I did for the song art for An Old Man’s Blues.
More bloomin’ blooms
An Old Man’s Blues Lyrics by Timothy Price Music by Elton John
Now that I’m old, I don’t have much fun I can’t see or hear or talk to anyone My back’s a pain. There is so much strife I’m gotta clean the kitty litter, oh what a life
I say screw you I ain’t got nothing to choose I live on my laptop Cause there’s nothing else I can do
Screw you, I ain’t got nothin’ to choose I’m livin’ on my laptop cause there’s nothin’ else I can do
I was workin’ downtown when I got in a fight I was beaten in an alley out in broad daylight The cops could care less; they were downright scary Sayin’ “Make my day!” Just like Dirty Harry
They said, “Screw you!” Oh, you stupid old fool You work downtown You get beaten by a Tool
Screw you! Oh, you stupid old fool You work downtown You get beaten by a Tool
See, there’s femmes who get laid for being slaves Femmes who get paid for being laid There’s femmes behind screen names who prey with delight Those femmes they are liars; they are as dark as the night They lie, scratch, and whine, trying to make a dime And all of them say, “Get out my way! Screw you!”
I’ve stared at a screen from seven ’til nine The wear on my eyes nearly drove me blind Tryin’ to make riches with nothing to share Gettin’ hell from my staff, but I didn’t care
They said, “Screw you!” That’s all we’re gonna do We’re not existing for someone like you
Screw you! This is all we’re gonna do We’re not existing for someone like you
Resa’s Tree in the background. Dale’s Peach Tree blooming in the middle. Charlotte’s Plum Tree blooming on the right.
Friday mornings are the same as any morning with coffee brewing, my morning concoction dissolving in a glass of water on the counter, waiting for the vinegar. And, of course, the cats were wanting me to top off their jug.
Loki: “I can’t look! Silver has his tongue stuck again!
Silver: “I do not have my tongue stuck!”
Silver: “Are you praying mean prayers about me, Loki?” Loki: “No! Only you pray mean prayers. I just can’t stand watching you get your tongue stuck. That’s all.”
Silver: “Don’t look at me like that, Glenda! You and Loki are always conspiring against me.”
“Uh! Paparazzo! Are you going to top off the jug or just stand looking like a stupid, long-haired redneck?”
Gwendolyn: “Pssst! Loki? I think Glenda has been brown-nosing il Poparazzo!. Glenda: “I can hear you, Gwendolyn!”