Bowl Of Smokes

Dawn

This weeks nails

Spunk

How to type with nails

Someone left two bowls with a pack of Marlboro cigarettes in the bowls by the south door of the office over the weekend. It’s strange given that a pack of cigarettes is around $8.00 in Albuquerque.

Cats, Jake, Nails

Spunk catnapping in pink

Gwendolyn feeling like she’s being watched

Jake: “Hey, stupid, pathetic paparazzo! You’re keeping her from scratching me behind the ears with those lovely, long, golden nails!”

Paparazzo: “Spunk! Look here. Look at the camera, Spunk! Look at me already!”

Spunk: “Can’t you see I’m looking at the Birdie! Don’t pathetic paprazzos tell people, ‘Look at the Birdie! Look at the Birdie!‘ Well, which one is it? Look at your old ugly face and your stupid camera or the beautiful Birdie perched on your finger?”

Them Nails

Pre-dawn. Jupiter is the bright spot.

Oriana and Jake comparing nails

heading home

Jake has become quite the Cosmo Dog. He rides in a sports car. He goes to the office and works with pretty women. He goes to Starbucks for Pupaccinos and mingles with the patrons. Today, he met a couple from England who own the balloon with the British flag.

Dusk

I See!

When it comes to fingernails, Oriana nails it.

Spunk: “Whoa! Those Keratins are like totally Alpha! Are those nails like Sick, or What? They reek of total destruction, and what destruction I could wreak with those nails! I want nails like that.”

The artwork that Oriana paints on her nails is impressive. She works in the tiniest details. Oriana is our data analyst. She is also working on a degree in business.

Sasha: “AAAAaaaaahhhhh! Keep those nails away from me!”