I’ve read forecasts for snow and cold all over the country, and we are forecast to get some of it. We really need any precipitation we can get, so I’m not going to complain. And while it’s been cold here, our cold has been nothing compared to the reports from the Midwest and Canada.
Did you say Snow?
Silver, Marble, and I are relaxing in front of the fire.
Quintin & Cruella de Quill watching the colors at dawn
Cruella: “Hey Quintin! It looks like a pathetic paparazzo is pestering us poor porcupines.” Quintin: “It seems that way, doesn’t it!” Cruella: “He can’t leave a pair of porcupines in peace to enjoy the colorful dawn.” Quintin: “A paparazzo with no regard for porcupine privacy!” Cruella: “So? What are you going to do about him?” Quintin: “Uhhh! Like what can I do about him?” Cruella: “Throw some quills at him! Poof up and act scary like you’re going to attack him, or something!” Quintin: “You know I can’t throw quills…” Cruella: “Yeah! But that pesky paparazzo might not know that. Humans believe we can throw our quills at them.” Quintin: “Il paparazzo is unphased by those tactics!” Cruella: “You’re going to have to hit him with the heavy artillery! Quintin: “Nooo! You don’t mean…” Cruella: “Yes, I do… Set up him the stink bomb!*”
*Cruella de Quill’s weird grammar in her last statement is based on a bad translation of an old Japanese video game. When poofing violently, like they are going to throw their quills, doesn’t phase pesky paparazzi predators, porcupines will drop powerful stink bombs trying to keep predatory paparazzi at bay.
When Sasquatch ventured back again The scoop shovel was standing straight up on end It stood there straight, it stood there bold When he tried to grab it, only his shadow took hold “Strange, is it true? Am I only a legend, a story told?” “A mythical creature like Skinwalkers of old?” After he couldn’t get the scoop He wondered what he would tell the group Are they real or surreal or just mythical beings Stradling dimensions, mostly unseen By humans stuck between two and fourth Who sometimes get a sighting as he slips between floors An anomaly that ripples space and time’s clear hue A slight tear in the fabric that offers a view Whether the story is true or simply belied As the Sasquatch scoop shovel saga unfolds So go discoveries in darkness and cold
“Sasquatch can slip through dimensions and grab kitties for breakfast? We think you need to leave Sasquatch be Paparazzo I am, and fix us a plate of green eggs and ham!”
Marble: “I’m not afraid of no stinking inter-dimensional Sasquatch! Spunk will whip Sasquatch with his tail, make art out of him, and then kick his butt again!”
Under the light of a waning Wolf Moon When darkness would give way to twilight soon Sasquatch wandered out from his hovel Onto the beach where he spied a shovel What is this strange thing? He thought with wonder Is it useful or a trap to pull me asunder? Oh, hark! I hear a human coming this way It’ll have to wait for another day
“Sasquatch? Did you say Sasquatch? We heard he likes to eat cats!”
Dawn
Spunk: “I’m not afraid of no stinking Sasquatch! I kicked his butt six years ago when I slipped through a wormhole, and it took me a month to fight my way back into this dimension.”
Spunk: “Whatcha cookin’, Paparazzo? It smells like fine cooking.” Paparazzo: “Black-eyed peas, for the New Year, of course! We cook them every year. Remember?” Spunk: “If it doesn’t have catnip, mice, or squeezy treats, I flush it from my kitty memory banks!”
Marble: “Nope! I’m not looking at the camera, pesky paparazzo. Why don’t you photograph that spider on the ceiling instead of pestering me?”
Jake patiently waiting for more scraps of fine cooking
Spunk: “Hmmm! I think that spider on the ceiling would go well in the black-eye pees!” Paparazzo: “They are Black-eyed peas, as in legumes. Spunk: “As I was saying, Jake lifts his legume and pees on the beans, giving them black-eyes!” Paparazzo” “You are beyond hope, Spunk!”
Glenda: “Is this pose adorable enough for you, pathetic Paparazzo with the cat habit?”
Glenda: “Wait a minute! Who is this Tycho Kitty character, anyway? He’s been casually photo bombing our posts, but now the frutive feline is showing up in ‘Artsy Fartsy’ photos! What’s up with that, Paparazzo?”
Tycho: “Your pesky paparazzo can’t resist clicking a cute kitty countenance. Maybe you should put him in rehab!”