Tag: dusk

Them Nails

Timothy Price40 Comments

Pre-dawn. Jupiter is the bright spot.

Oriana and Jake comparing nails

heading home

Jake has become quite the Cosmo Dog. He rides in a sports car. He goes to the office and works with pretty women. He goes to Starbucks for Pupaccinos and mingles with the patrons. Today, he met a couple from England who own the balloon with the British flag.

Dusk

Squint Like Clint

Timothy Price44 Comments

Dawn

Sunrise

Squinting like Clint

Praying Mantis bouldering on a Mazda wheel

Aye Aayyeee Aye Yayeee
Woe be to me
There’s a dawg in the grass
Woe be to me
That dawg comes in the house
Woe Woe be to me
Ooo Aye yaye yaye Aayyeee Aye Yayeee!

Jake

DAAAAAaaaaaawwwg!!!! NOOOOooooooo! AAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

That’s what my therapist told me to do. However, the dawg is still here!

Box Hugger

Timothy Price33 Comments

“Keep your grubby hands off my box, you pathetic paparazzo!”
But you have too many boxes, Silver.
“Au contraire! Hapless hermaphrodite.”
Um, Silver, do you even know what a hermaphrodite is?
“Hermaphodities is the Greek Gato Goddess of Duopoly.”
Hmmm. Duopoly is an economic term, not a biological term, Silver.
“In Meowingistics, it means having it both ways.”
Where do you come up with this stuff?
“From the CAT-a-Log of Greek Gatoology.”
I’ve never seen you reading a catalog, Silver.
“That’s because you’re a blithering, blind bog dweller stuck in 3D. We cats can access all kinds of resources in our interdimensional Caterverse. You humans are hamstrung when it comes to thinking outside the kitty litter box. That’s why it was so easy to domesticate you humans over 10,000 years ago.”
That’s all very interesting, Silver, but it doesn’t change the fact that you have too many boxes.
“No! No! No! Keep your cranky, curmudgeonly claws off my box!”

Dusk