Belafante and Jake are staying with us this week while Tristan and her clan are out of town. Belafante is already feeling at home. The cats are not happy that we will have a dog in the house for a week.
Belafante doing a birdie version of monkey squats
Spunk
Belafante grooming the long-haired, redneck, Paparazzo’s beard.
“Keep your grubby hands off my box, you pathetic paparazzo!” But you have too many boxes, Silver. “Au contraire! Hapless hermaphrodite.” Um, Silver, do you even know what a hermaphrodite is? “Hermaphodities is the Greek Gato Goddess of Duopoly.” Hmmm. Duopoly is an economic term, not a biological term, Silver. “In Meowingistics, it means having it both ways.” Where do you come up with this stuff? “From the CAT-a-Log of Greek Gatoology.” I’ve never seen you reading a catalog, Silver. “That’s because you’re a blithering, blind bog dweller stuck in 3D. We cats can access all kinds of resources in our interdimensional Caterverse. You humans are hamstrung when it comes to thinking outside the kitty litter box. That’s why it was so easy to domesticate you humans over 10,000 years ago.” That’s all very interesting, Silver, but it doesn’t change the fact that you have too many boxes. “No! No! No! Keep your cranky, curmudgeonly claws off my box!”