Category: Fashion

Cats, Jake, Nails

Timothy Price20 Comments

Spunk catnapping in pink

Gwendolyn feeling like she’s being watched

Jake: “Hey, stupid, pathetic paparazzo! You’re keeping her from scratching me behind the ears with those lovely, long, golden nails!”

Paparazzo: “Spunk! Look here. Look at the camera, Spunk! Look at me already!”

Spunk: “Can’t you see I’m looking at the Birdie! Don’t pathetic paprazzos tell people, ‘Look at the Birdie! Look at the Birdie!‘ Well, which one is it? Look at your old ugly face and your stupid camera or the beautiful Birdie perched on your finger?”

Alien Wear

Timothy Price43 Comments

Orion, Jupiter, Kiss Flying-V, and the Pleiades

Cranky Cranes

Sasha heard that Comic Con was in town this weekend, and being that Alien Wear is all the kitty rage, she’s got her costume and is ready to go.

Jake giving me Jake eyes

Sunset

Them Nails

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Pre-dawn. Jupiter is the bright spot.

Oriana and Jake comparing nails

heading home

Jake has become quite the Cosmo Dog. He rides in a sports car. He goes to the office and works with pretty women. He goes to Starbucks for Pupaccinos and mingles with the patrons. Today, he met a couple from England who own the balloon with the British flag.

Dusk

I Can See Clearly Now…

Timothy Price81 Comments

Well? I thought I could!

We left the house at 6:00 am this morning. A surgeon removed both cataracts from my eyes. We got back home at 10:00 am.

Paparazzo: “Ah! That’s Better! Silver is crystal clear now.” Silver: “No, it isn’t! You’re making me look mean! Are you still blind, or what? Stupid Paparrazo!”

I had to make like ZZ Top and get a pair of cheap sunglasses. Laurie thinks Silver and I look alike.

I shared my coffee with Cthulhu while I was recovering.

I felt something weird, and there they were. The nurse forgot to take off the monitor pads.

Spunk looked handsome as he kept an eye on me while I recovered.

I See!

Timothy Price62 Comments

When it comes to fingernails, Oriana nails it.

Spunk: “Whoa! Those Keratins are like totally Alpha! Are those nails like Sick, or What? They reek of total destruction, and what destruction I could wreak with those nails! I want nails like that.”

The artwork that Oriana paints on her nails is impressive. She works in the tiniest details. Oriana is our data analyst. She is also working on a degree in business.

Sasha: “AAAAaaaaahhhhh! Keep those nails away from me!”