Paparazzo: “I hear a tail tell tale that you’ve been sneaking Squeezy Treats!” Gwendolyn: “I didn’t expect the Paparazzo Inquisition!” Paparazzo: “Nobody expects the Paparazzo Inquisition!” Gwendolyn: “Well, that’s a tall tale told by a terribly troubled tattletale if you ask me.” Paparazzo: “I’m going to have to have you tailboarded to get the truth of the matter.” Gwendolyn: “You aren’t scaring me with your pathetic, Paparazzo Grand Inquisitor nonsense.” Paparazzo: “You asked for it…”
Paparazzo: “Hmmm! It looks like the Adversary is on break. Lucky you, Gwendolyn!”
Gwendolyn: Whew! Looks like I dodged the Spunky art tailboarding torture. Stupid, pathetic prehistoric Paparazzo, out-of-touch Neanderthal trying to pull his out-dated Paparazzo Inquisition over my eyes. He’s obviously watched way too much Monty Python in his impressionable youth.
Silver: “Hey, Paparazzo! What does it take for a kitty to get some shut-eye around here?”
Neither hither nor thither Over hill nor dale had he come To be found lying face down In a state of perpetual dither Scooped up into the nether He was lost But on the fourth day He fell back to earth Dropped by the ether Under the influence Of a blue moon So bright What’s one to do? Other than continue the saga Of Scoopy on a frozen beach Waiting a spring thaw