He waited in the place where I park
Suddenly the sky came flowing down
Someone left the Jake out in the rain
And I don’t think I can take it
Because it took so long to groom him
And he looks like he will never be dry again, oh no!

*Based on the chorus of MacArthur Park. A song written by American singer-songwriter Jimmy Webb that was recorded first in 1967 by Irish actor and singer Richard Harris.